allonsymate:


aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

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thecutestofthecute:

Hamster makes breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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thatfunnyblog:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

(Source: bobsburgerraps)

101,681 notes

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

161,963 notes

yerawizardsarry:

okay but hear me out:

scarlett johansson and natalie dormer playing a pair of rival assassins who fall in love and take down another assassin hired to kill them

51,556 notes

thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

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m477m1ll3r:

deckerfied:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

i read it as hit the dick

I hope you got an A+ bc that’s the only acceptable grade for this.

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callmesugarkane:

as-an-expression-of-love:

azgunguy:

***ATTENTION*** This is the latest anti-Semitic/ racist salute. It was first claimed to be anti Zionist but has escalated to anti-Jewry and anti-semitism all around. If you see anyone doing this salute called the/a “Quenelle” swiftly punch them in the face, scold them, whatever you feel like, just recognize that this is a symbol of hatred!

Please be careful guys (esp. Jewish, queer, or disabled people, or people of color.) I’ve seen Neo-Nazis do this, and they can be really dangerous groups of people to be around.

i will beat the living shit out of those people if I see them. I don’t care if I’m not even 5 foot tall, I will get them into hospital that’s for sure

callmesugarkane:

as-an-expression-of-love:

azgunguy:

***ATTENTION***
This is the latest anti-Semitic/ racist salute. It was first claimed to be anti Zionist but has escalated to anti-Jewry and anti-semitism all around. If you see anyone doing this salute called the/a “Quenelle” swiftly punch them in the face, scold them, whatever you feel like, just recognize that this is a symbol of hatred!

Please be careful guys (esp. Jewish, queer, or disabled people, or people of color.) I’ve seen Neo-Nazis do this, and they can be really dangerous groups of people to be around.

i will beat the living shit out of those people if I see them. I don’t care if I’m not even 5 foot tall, I will get them into hospital that’s for sure

7,727 notes

cybernude:

iridessence:

cybernude:

tumblr user cybernude has a cute butt

did you really just compliment yourself?

well someone has to damnit

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